Though not a perfect movie, So I Married an Axe Murderer is laugh out-loud funny in places, especially the scenes where Mike Myers plays his own father, Stuart Mackenzie. His sarcasm and biting comments are gloriously written and hysterically funny. If you don’t want to watch the whole movie, at least look for those clips online. You won’t be disappointed.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. Tony Giardino: So who’s in this Pentavirate? Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Stuart Mackenzie: I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEED! PANTS! NOW!
Stuart Mackenzie: [as Harriet is meeting Charlie’s parents for the first time] Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls!
Though not a perfect movie, So I Married an Axe Murderer is laugh out-loud funny in places, especially the scenes where Mike Myers plays his own father, Stuart Mackenzie. His sarcasm and biting comments are gloriously written and hysterically funny. If you don’t want to watch the whole movie, at least look for those clips online. You won’t be disappointed.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who’s in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Stuart Mackenzie: I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEED! PANTS! NOW!
Stuart Mackenzie: [as Harriet is meeting Charlie’s parents for the first time] Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls!